Glee Born This Way Episode

"I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar" --Santana


"i've gotta gay--go"--Santana


"You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.: --Doctor

"Legend has it that when I came out of my mother, I told the nurse she was fat" --Santana

"Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?" --Brittany